areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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