just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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