6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just invented taco cereal.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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