Sry I called you an 8
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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