sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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