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Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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