so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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