It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
dude. I can hear the air.
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