Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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