just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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