Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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