I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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