You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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