It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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