Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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