yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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