champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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