He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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