You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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