Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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