i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Randomize