there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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