bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
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so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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