I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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