Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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