So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i will never coherently bang her
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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