I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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