Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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