lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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