dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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