Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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