Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize