I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize