Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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