I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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