she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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