After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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