im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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