google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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