you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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