Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
how does that bad decision feel?
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