Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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