I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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