I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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