Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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