he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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