everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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bring money and cleavage
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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