If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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