Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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