so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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